stability:

i wish i could pause life and lay in bed for 3 months and just catch my fucking breath

nogdrinker:

my fetish is sleeping in my own bed by myself

ultra-cheesecakepizza-me:

blustrology:

puzzleypuzzler:

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

pearlpines:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kynisme:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

xizark:

the-ice-castle:

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies